Your cat seems pretty tired of fixing a kernel for you. It didn’t sleep for days.

Watched too much PawHub.

is that eyeshadow

I’d check, if the certifications of your sysadmin are all up to date.

Your Penguin is in the wrong hands

kernel panic - not syncing: cat-like typing detected https://www.bitboost.com/pawsense/

Kind of hard to hit alt-sysreq-B when you’re a kitty.

Reminds me of the kernel panic Mr. Robot episode.